The time has come once again when, instead of producing original content for the show, we explore the treasure trove of stuff our listeners (and in some cases, our co-hosts) bought on Amazon using our affiliate links. Plus, Meredith is bested by chips and guac, Bobby is a delicate little flower, Christy is struggling with her senses (also her wifi), and Ann … excuse me, Lady Cordelia Fitzgerald … is now a Patreon-level celebrity after a star turn on a podcast that’s undeniably better than ours.

This week’s question of the week is, “What would your ideal conversation heart say?” Answers should be illustrated. Click here for the appropriately janky website that will generate them to your heart’s content. (Literally.)

Shameless Amazon Plugs of the Week
Lockabox One | Compact and Hygienic Lockable Box for Food, Medicines and Home Safety

Checking out past recommendations!
(It was a short week for us, sorry.)

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