Aches. Fever. Congestion. All of the pain that lasts about a day as Bill Gates’ new 5G microchips* take hold in your bloodstream and rewrite your DNA. Now that more people are getting their vaccine shots, Bobby, Meredith, Christy and Hillary are dedicating a show to the inevitable sick day you’ll take (even if you don’t really need it) after you get the jab. And we know you will, because you believe in science. And peer pressure. So join us as we share how we spend our down days now, and what made them special when we were kids. The listener with the closest bid without going over could win a beautiful new Broyhill dining room set. All that plus your pettiest grievances, including one listener who’s got a justified turkey beef. No whammies! 

*Kidding!

Black Monday
Old Bay Hot Sauce

@MattGertz — who is definitely not Matt Gaetz

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